Rockstar

C
I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in,

          F
It's like bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win,

     A#                                                 C
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be.

         C
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs,

      F
And a bathroom I can play baseball in,

      A#                                      C
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me.

           C
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit,

      F
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it,

      A#                                                 C
Gonna join the mile-high club at thirty-seven thousand feet.

         C
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars,

       F
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard,

    A#                                             C
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me.

          Eb
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame,

         F
I'd even cut my hair and change my name.

          C
'Cause we all just want to be big Rockstars,

            Eb
And live in Hilltop Houses driven fifteen cars,

    F
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap,
      G#                        A#
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat,

        C
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars,

       Eb
In the VIP with the movie stars,

      F
Every good gold diggers gonna wind up there.
      G#                      A#
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blonde hair,

Eb      F                 C
Hey hey i wanna be a Rockstar

Eb      F                 C
Hey hey i wanna be a Rockstar

           C
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels,

     F
Hire eight body guards who love to beat up assholes,

       A#                                            C
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free.

          C
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion,

      F
Get a front door key to the Playboy Mansion,

      A#                                                 C
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me.

          Eb
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame,

         F
I'd even cut my hair and change my name.

          C
'Cause we all just want to be big Rockstars,

            Eb
And live in Hilltop Houses driven fifteen cars

    F
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap,
      G#                        A#
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat,

        C
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars,

       Eb
In the VIP with the movie stars,

      F
Every good gold diggers gonna wind up there,
      G#                      A#
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blonde hair,

        C
And we'll hide out in the private rooms,

         Eb
With the latest dictionary and todays who's who,

        F
They'll get you anything with that evil smile,
     G#                       A#
Everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dial,

    Eb       F                 C
Well Hey hey i wanna be a Rockstar
          G#
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors,

      Eb
Gonna pop my pills from a pez despenser,
    G#
Get washed up singers writing all my songs,

    F                              A#
Lip sync 'em everynight so i won't get them wrong

 Eb        F                 C
...Hey Hey I wanna be a Rockstar

Eb      F                 C
Hey hey I wanna Be a Rockstar