Dead!

E - G# - C#m - A

E
And if your heart stops beating
G#
I'll be here wondering

C#m                     A
Did you get what you deserve?

                  E
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
G#
I'll be here waiting, babe

C#m                     A
Did you get what you deserve?

                     F#m
The end, and if your life won't wait

           A           B
Then your heart can't take this

E                         G#
Have you heard the news that you're dead?

A
No one ever had much nice to say

C
I think they never liked you anyway

E                 G#
Oh take me from the hospital bed

A
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.

C
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?

E
Ohh dead.

E
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
G#
You never fell in love

C#m                    A
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life

E
And if you get to heaven
G#
I'll be here waiting, babe

C#m                    A
Did you get what you deserve?

                     F#m
The end, and if your life won't wait

           A           B
Then your heart can't take this

E                         G#
Have you heard the news that you're dead?

A
No one ever had much nice to say

C
I think they never liked you anyway

E                 G#
Oh take me from the hospital bed

A
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.

C
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?

F#m                        B
And in my honest observation

                G#m
During this operation

                     C#m
Found a complication in your heart

         A                          C#m
So long, 'Cause now you've got  now you've got

G#m
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
SOLO  E - G# - A - C
One, two, one two three four!
 E - G# - A - B
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
 E - G# - A - B
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA!
Then why are we laughing?  LA LA LA LA LA LA!
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA!
Then why are we laughing?  LA LA LA LA LA LA!
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Then why am I dead?

E
DEAD!